This past May, I crossed the tech trenches into Apple territory when I made the decision to purchase my MacBook. My Dell desktop is still in tact, but has remain unplugged since the day of college graduation, as I’ve been attempting to get acclimated to my newer, slimmer, “i” happy computer. And now, with September just around the corner, I can finally say that I am a very satisfied Apple customer. So much so, in fact, that my sister noticed, and decided that she wanted her very own MacBook. She called me to tell me the joyous news, and then politely segued into asking me to be the buyer, as I was still enjoying my student status (and, thusly, my student discount). Always wanting to spread the MacBook love, I consented.Upon my return to the Apple website, I noticed a promotional deal for back-to-school students: with the purchase of a MacBook, you could also receive an iPod Nano and an HP Inkjet printer. With a few seconds of pause, I decided that the deal was legit, and placed my order, planning to keep the iPod all for myself. And so the iRant begins…
While I enjoy the sleek innovation and creative slant of both the Apple products that I use possess, I sometimes wonder if these creative inventors were keeping usability in mind when they released the various music-playing “i” products.
Suffering from a mild computer addiction since the age of 11, I consider myself to be fairly tech-savvy. But from the moment I opened the cleverly packaged Nano, I’ve felt like I’m operating some kind of foreign gadget that doesn’t mesh with any of the expectations that I had for this product.
The first thing I noticed was the directions – or lack thereof. This didn’t bother me at first, as I am definitely of the “Play with first, read directions later” school, but when it came down to finding answers for my questions, fold out piece of paper that was a bit smaller than your average playing card offered me none. Instead, I discovered a cute little sketch of the iPod, labeling what all the buttons meant. At least they used the standard shape symbols for play, pause and skip ahead – standards that have been around since the tape player/VHS cassette days. But that’s where the standards stopped.
There is no power button on the Nano. Holding down any part of the play pad will power it on, and holding down the “play” button will turn it off. Well, that’s simple enough. I can deal with that.
After the power discovery, it became time to load up my favorite tunes to my new mp3 gadget. I suspected that this would be the easiest part – that the initial plug-in would prompt some kind of dialogue box, and I could ever-so-selectively check the songs that I wanted to transfer. Or perhaps there would be a whole series of prompts, thanking me for purchasing an Apple product, and introducing me to this ultra-hip mp3-and-video-playing contraption.
So I plugged in the necessary cords, running from my iPod to my parents’ new Dell desktop, and I waited. After a few seconds, iTunes opened, and gave me a message that I would later come to despise: “Do not remove. Syncing with iPod.” Syncing with iPod? What did that mean? Well, when the warning tag flashed to a downloading bar “Now downloading ‘U2 – With or Without You’ 4 of 326”, and then I realized that “syncing” was Apple’s term for “downloading every song in your iTunes library to your iPod without consulting you first.” This annoyed me for two reasons: 1) All the songs in this particular iTunes library were my sister’s – and while I respect her musical tastes, I don’t want five Led Zeppelin albums in my 4GB Nano, and 2) even if the library was full of my music, I wouldn’t want all of it – the 98 Degrees Christmas album, for instance, is definitely seasonal.
And so I put a stop to all of this “syncing”, and tried to find out an alternative method for the transferring of my files. I tried “only upload checked songs.” That worked with some success, but I ran into trouble when I started checking only the new songs I had downloaded, and then the Nano went into delete mode. I Googled my quandary, but few people had any solutions that worked for me. I consulted the “instructions booklet”, but that was only good for a laugh. So I bit the bullet, and removed all of my sister’s songs from iTunes, and replaced them with the files that passed my test for Things-That-I-Want-To-Listen-To-A-Lot.
Problem solved, right? Well, not exactly. There is still the issue of getting the 20 or so songs off my laptop, without the entire library coming with them. I consulted a friend of mine, who was the not-so-proud owner of an iPod Mini (that’s a whole ‘nother story), and she told me that there was an answer. She went on to explain that I needed to go into Preferences and tell my iPod not to automatically sync to iTunes, and then open the iPod from a different location (My Computer, I think it was?), and then I could drag in items, as if I was burning a CD.
I haven’t tried this yet, but I have a feeling that it won’t be that easy. Which brings me to my big question: why isn’t it that easy?
Also: those damn earbuds don't fit -- they actually hurt my ears.
{insert exasperated sigh here.}










